ON TODAY’S SHOW
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Steven Assanti Incorporated Is Looking To Hire! | 2:41.946 |
| Isolating The Vocal Sounds Of Meade | 9:47.865 |
| Kanye To The World: “I’ll Get You, Jews” | 14:13.940 |
| Restaurant Menus Are Triggering | 19:48.100 |
| Sipping Cocoa Brings You Closer To God | 24:03.479 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow! | 29:12.498 |
| Florida Man Give His Friend A Close Shave | 30:21.878 |
| Propelling You Into The Afterlife | 33:20.202 |
| Boo Buckets / Nostalgia Fueled Consumerism | 36:07.264 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 43:26.658 |

