ON TODAY’S SHOW
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Mom’s Explosive Shits And Vomit | 2:28.054 |
| No One Wanted Me To Be Born #ChooseDeath | 7:33.886 |
| Dad Treated Me Like A Mosquito | 9:56.750 |
| Making Lisa Gail’s 3 Second Rule Sound Good | 12:37.011 |
| Police Checking On A Could-Be-Prostitute | 18:48.404 |
| Gagging On The Poop Smoothies | 21:45.500 |
| Waking Up Your Lover With Hot Pee In Their Face | 23:54.733 |
| Become A Member Of The DV Sideshow | 25:39.268 |
| Pedo Says Underage Girls Is Good For Him. Like Beer. | 26:59.683 |
| Ordering A Hit At Murder Hut | 32:03.977 |
| Does Porn Make Your Manhood Malfunction? | 36:03.918 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 41:37.127 |
