ON TODAY’S SHOW
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| New Gooner Baters! | 3:42.947 |
| Mouth Stretchers And Pig Women | 8:30.095 |
| Humilation Fetish | 11:44.590 |
| Verbally Abusing A Toilet Bowl | 13:12.040 |
| A Super Awkward Wedding Speech | 17:14.004 |
| Huffing Addict Rage | 22:36.196 |
| Support Distorted View Daily! | 26:01.778 |
| Pepsi Bleach Zero | 27:32.450 |
| Bonus Florida Story – Random Video Caller Stroker | 30:21.817 |
| Grandma Got Devoured By A Python | 32:50.744 |
| Stinky Girlfriend Takes Infrequent Showers | 37:03.669 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 42:45.179 |

