ON TODAY’S SHOW
| Introduction | 0:00.430 |
| My Jerkoff Wrist Is Sprained | 2:54.465 |
| I’m An Old Man That Likes Soup | 5:51.201 |
| Saturday Night Live Is Objectionably Bad Now | 7:26.869 |
| A Witch Casting A Mind Fuck Spell | 10:20.347 |
| Severakl Pumkin Pumping Clips | 14:01.201 |
| Drinking Piss At A Super Fun Party | 19:39.893 |
| Support Distorted View Daily | 26:36.632 |
| Kanye / Twitter News Roundup | 28:09.107 |
| Learning About Lady Holes For Halloween | 34:05.085 |
| A Mountain Lion Is On The Loose. Maybe? | 36:42.397 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 39:18.838 |
