ON TODAY’S SHOW
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Ave Maria (The Tim And Meade Duet Mix) | 3:12.626 |
| Kim K Is Breaking In To People’s Houses Stealing Porn | 9:58.466 |
| Angry Girlfriend Gets Arrested And Pisses Herself | 14:33.053 |
| Uber Driver / Prostitute Mix Up | 21:52.597 |
| Support Distorted View Daily! | 28:41.562 |
| A Boss Level Weathergay! | 31:19.720 |
| Andy Dick – Registered Sex Offender | 40:38.283 |
| Chain Smoking While Running A Marathon | 44:22.618 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 46:44.723 |
