Hey Freaks, I’m really sorry to have to do this, but today’s I’m running a Best-Of show. I’m still sick. Bah. I really wanted to do a program, but my voice just wouldn’t cooperate. So, enjoy this old-timey edition of DV and I PROMISE to do a new show for you tomorrow, even if I

Hey Freaks! Enjoy this Best-Of show as I finish up with Thanksgiving with the family. A brand new show will be up sometime tomorrow! Hey Freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend. I spent most of mine preparing those fucking Holiday Packs to send out. Thanks to everyone who ordered them. I’m still taking

Hey Freaks! The move went well. Thanks for all of the E-mails! Dial-up Internet access BLOWS! Nonetheless, I will be back with a brand new show for you tommorrow. The member section will be up later this week. Enjoy this past shit and I’ll see you back on Tuesday! – Slicing Dicks – Big Drama

Hey Freaks! It’s time for a Best-Of Show! I’m working on packing up the last of my shit, so enjoy this past episode and I’ll be back tomorrow with brand new audiophonic stupidity! On Today’s Show: – Satan’s naked! – Alien Fetus Snatchers – Fucking a herd of cattle Snail Mail: Note: Please do not

Hey Freaks! It’s time to play the banana-mouth game! Enjoy this best of show, and prepare for a verbal lashing on tomorrows program. I’m pissed and some of you are to blame. On Today’s Show: – Stabbed over soup – Like a stun gun to the twat Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington,

Hey Freaks! My protest on new Sextastic Tuesday stories remain in effect, so taste my Best-Of, Bitch! On today’s edition of Sextastic Tuesday: Teletubby erotic fan fiction. I shit you not. Enjoy the twsited madness! On Today’s Show: – Your mom spreads her legs for your friends…and you love it! – Attack of the German

Hey Freaks, Yeah, this is a best of show, but I’ll be doing a REAL one later on as well. Enjoy this past stupidity. It’ll make you all scream “Anti-Abortion is what we need!” On Today’s Show: – Mr. Sulu sucks it. Hard. – Child whores going cheap! – 7Up and Piss? Snail Mail: Distorted

Hey Freaks! Just got back into town. Here’s more “classique” DV for you. New show tomorrow, I promise! (and you all know how worthless those are) Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Awards: Help us win Best Comedy Podcast! Podcast Alley: It’s a new month! Vote

Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Awards: Help us win Best Comedy Podcast! Podcast Alley: It’s a new month! Vote for DV! Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/05/06

Hey Freaks! Yeah, I’m taking the day off. Enjoy the best of show and I’ll see you back here tomorrow for a brand new one. Thanks again for all of the great birthday wishes and paypal action. I would like to lick the taint of all you freaks. On Today’s Show: – Homeless people’s souls