Hey Freaks! Back with a big show for your Thursday! As always, if you have a funny news story to share, E-mail it to me, or better yet, visit our FARK-like news-posty thing. On Today’s Show: – Flame on, toddler! – A giant piece of talking shit – Sex part from Hell! Plus much more!

Hey Freaks! Here we go again. Another Tuesday, another sextastic story for you. My roommate Joe came through with today’s story. If you have a bizarre, funny, or sick sex story you think would be perfect for Sextastic Tuesday, Email it to me! On Today’s Show: – Stabbed over soup – Like a stun gun

Hey Freaks! It’s time to start off the week right with another piping hot pile of DV shit! Enjoy the insanity! On Today’s Show: – Skull ashtrays – Retarded homo-gay teenagers blowing eachother – The crack couse is open Don’t forget to check out our brand new message board! Links: Shirley Q. Liquor: Heard at

Hey Freaks! It’s time to end the week, but fear not! We’ll be back on Monday and do it all over again. And did you notice? We’re super close to producing our 200th podcast! On Today’s Show: – Weird ways to prevent cunt turds – Stealing babies still in the womb – Getting birds drunk

Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday show! If you have suggestions for episode show titles, surf on over to the message board. You can submit your own and read what other freaks have suggested On Today’s Show: – Pig Fucker! – Smells worse than poop – Where will kiddie fuckers go!? Links: Andre Louis: Musician

Hey Freaks! Back with a frantic Wednesday show! Enjoy the fast-paced magic. What else is there to say? I love my pee-pee. How about that? On Today’s Show: – Explosive relationships! – Porn and urine! – Dog shit cement – Eaten by your own animals! Plus, PokeAnimals, weird sex terms, and your E-mails Links: Smurf

Hey Freaks! It’s Tuesday, and you all know what that means: Sextastic Tuesday! Don’t worry…it’s a strange story, but not DISGUSTING like many others that I’ve read in the past. If you haven’t checked out our brand new message boards yet, go there now! It’s a great way to waste time, and the freaks who

Hey Freaks! Well, I never got around to doing that promised Friday show last week. I was a lazy bitch and started my weekend early. I apologize. To make it up to you, today’s Distorted View is SUPER-SIZED! Over 30 minutes of pure audio distortion! Enjoy! Oh, and don’t forget to check out our brand

Hey Freaks! Bumper Sticker Update: I’m sending a butt-load of them out today. Everyone who has donated at least $20 will be getting their stickers soon. As for winners of the contest, your stickers are next to be mailed out. Next week, CD’s will go out to those of you who sent over $50 to

Hey Freaks! Thanks for joining me on Today’s DV! While you’re here, dont forget to check out the links to your left. You can read crazy news stories submitted by DV listeners, play Sextastic Tuesday: The Web Game, and view some pictures of me acting like an idiot! On Today’s Show: – Dr. Feelgood fucks