Hey Freaks! Thanks for joining me on Today’s DV! While you’re here, dont forget to check out the links to your left. You can read crazy news stories submitted by DV listeners, play Sextastic Tuesday: The Web Game, and view some pictures of me acting like an idiot! On Today’s Show: – Dr. Feelgood fucks

Hey Freaks! Ok, it’s time for the Tuesday show and you know what that means. Things get a little sexier, a whole lot more disusting. It’s Sextastic Tuesday, bitches! Today’s story features the worst grammar I’ve seen in a long time. Poorly written porn! Huzzah! On Today’s Show: – Family goat feel the wrath of

Hey Freaks! Welcome to October! We’re back to start another month and week with more bizarre news stories, plus much more! Why wasn’t there a drunk show this weekend? Will there be a drunk show? Tune in for answers! On Today’s Show: – The taste of penis – Exorcism: the wrong way – Drink coasters

Hey Freaks! We’re back with the big Friday program. Will I be back tomorrow doing a special Saturday show drunk off my ass? Only if you open your fucking wallet and donate some cash. Otherwise, we’ll be back on Monday to start a new week! On Today’s Show: – Driving dead deer – Grandma’s got

Hey Freaks! We’re back for the Thursday show! Remember: if you guys have any crazy news stories you’d like to pass along, E-mail it to me! Likewise, if you found a bizarre/funny video or mp3, send it my way! You could win $10,000! Not from me, of course, but hey, anything’s possible. On Today’s Show:

Hey Freaky Deakies! Hey, fuckwads: give me money. We’re so close to my podcast expo goal. If you donate this week, you’ll be richly rewarded with a special drunk edition of Distorted View. Talk about a trainwreck, right? On Today’s Show: – Bull Semen: Bringing people togeher – Death by fork – Shit Tips Plus,

Hey Freaks! Oh man, I think I managed to find the most vile, disgusting Sextastic Tuesday story to date! If you are easily offended or easily grossed out, today’s DV might not be for you. On Today’s Show: – Ferris Wheel Masturbation porn – Creepy Phone Sex Guy Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351

Hey Freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend! Let’s start a brand new week of Distorted View with a visit from Satan! He’s back and he’s gone totally Hollywood! On Today’s Show: – Nudes in Church – Demons (and an insane amount of drugs) made me do it! – Babies shouldn’t drive Snail Mail:

Hey Freaks! Hope you guys are having a great weekend! It’s about to get greater, though, because it’s time for a brand new episode of DV! Since we didnt have a REAL wednesday show, I feel I owe this to you sick fuckers. On Today’s Show: – Dr. Feelgood (if you feel good being raped)

Hey Freaks! Back here for the Friday show! Remember, there will be a BRAND NEW episode of Distoted View tomorrow. Spend your weekend with Distorted View and get yet another dose of audiophonic stupidity. On Today’s Show: – A bad case of broken dick – Hong Kong loves their butt plugs – Giant Porn Stars!