Hey Freaks! I’m back with a fantastic new show for you! Great fucked up stories, plus me talking about poop! What more could you ask for? On Today’s Show: – Walking, talking human poop! I smell a sitcom! – Killing your loved one in 30 minutes or less (Delivery charges may apply) – Severed goat

Hey Freak Deakies! I’m back with a whole new week of Distorted View’s for you! I’m super tired, so here’s what’s up. On Today’s Show: – Giving Penguins STD’s – Three injured in local blowjob mishap – Unpopular sex acts Listen to today’s podcast: Distorted View Daily: 05/09/05

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday show, and we’ll be back on Monday to start a whole new week! On Today’s Show: – Enroll now to Whore College! Where prostitutes become PRO-stitutes – After rubbing man-junk into you’re skin, why not drink cow piss for your health? – Honey, where did your balls go? Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Hey Freaks! In addition to the crazy news stories today, I crown one moron Distortd View’s Mother of the Week, and I plead for men to join me in a totally 100% bonafide scientific semen experiment. Don’t you judge me. On Today’s Show: – Blowing your wad in the name of softer skin – Blinding

Hey Freaks, One word to describe today’s show: “yikes”. It’a not pretty, but if you’d like to punish yourself, tune in to the show. It was a slow news day. Ummm.. so that’s all I have to say about that. On Today’s Show: – Potty training your cat – High tech hugs – Britney’s EPT

Hey Freaks! On today’s show: Sextastic Tuesday! I have to warn you about this one, though. We’ve taken the bit to new levels of inappropriate-ness. On Today’s Show: – Frosty Cold Penises – Trading pot for pizza – Buying custard may get you fingered Vote for DV at Podcast Alley. For every vote I get,

Hey Freaks! Yes, it’s Monday and that kind of sucks, but fear not! I’m here to help you get through the week with some news of the weird! Today, before we start the program I talk about my weekend dinner with Paul and Jeanette of The PK&J Show. If you haven’t checked out their show,

Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new show to end the week! In addition to the crazy news stories, I’m proud to present another installment of “Tim Pretends To Be a 14 Year Girl on Skype Looking For Pedophiles”. Enjoy! – The return of the exploding toads! – American coke fiend – Another sex store

Hey Freaks! Lots of fun stuff on this episode. Hope you enjoy it! On Today’s Show: – 50 Maggots in a guy’s ear! Isn’t that the name of Russell Crowe’s band? – Nazi Monkeys! – Waking up with a knife stuck in your face All of this plus your E-mails, most of which were completely

Hey Freaks! Uh-Oh, it’s Tuesday, which means another installment of Sextastic Tuesday: the idiotic bit where I read you weird porno stories. As if that weren’t enough, check out what else we’re doing today: On Today’s Show: – Chunky flesh-meat in your drinking water – Incest! Sex Changes! Hermaphrodites! Quite possible the world’s perfect news