On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| More Prank Cal Idiocy From The King Idiot Himself | 3:14.721 |
| Lvl80CatLady Hemorrhoid Related Texts | 5:56.125 |
| Stuck: A New TV Show About Rectum Stuffing | 7:53.606 |
| Newborn’s Mom Just KNOWS Her Baby Is Gay | 17:58.193 |
| Canadian’s Protesting The Protesters – With Pans | 20:26.618 |
| Meade Thinks A Witch Is Making People Dislike Him Online | 23:04.000 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow And Help DV! | 26:26.721 |
| Stringing Your Urethra Along | 27:58.791 |
| Sippin On Elephant Shit Gin | 32:27.523 |
| A Middle Eastern Reboot Of White Chicks | 36:11.648 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 39:05.797 |
