Hey Freaks!
I’m back to start a whole new week of distorted views with you! In addition to the crazy news stories, you’ll hear all about my nipples, my balls, and why to stay away from Nair. You’ll also hear me ramble on and on about you doing my dirty work by promoting the show for me.
I’m a lazy little fucker.
On Today’s Show:
– Stinky kitty cat carcasses
– Being pistol-whipped by complete dumbasses
– Another penis has been chopped off!
Links:
Distorted View’s Street Team Action Squad
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote!
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 05/23/05