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  • December 5, 2024By Tim

    On Today’s Show: Deputy Doofie Reporting For SericePlus Sexing Up Shetland PoniesA Romantic Evening In Miami Beach Fornicating On Wooden ElephantsAnd Catching Yourself Drunk And Bare-Titted On A Television Commercial For Software Porn PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | Listen On Amazon Music | Listen On Youtube

  • December 4, 2024By Tim

    On Today’s Show: Not a member of the Sideshow? We’ve got some Holiday Sideshow Deals! Bonus: you’ll be the first to have access to the New Sideshow – hosted right here on distortedview.com! Sign Up For The Sideshow and Become A True And Honorable Freak! On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:03:23  Homo For The Holidays

  • December 3, 2024By Tim

    On Today’s Show: Do You Eat Cookies? If So, You’re Probably A Pedo -Photos Of Monkey/Man Sex On Your Phone Will Get you Arrested -God Cock Affirmations And Prostate Mantras -Getting inseminated through a prison air vent PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | Listen On Amazon Music

  • December 2, 2024By Tim

    On Today’s Show: – 20% off everything in the DV Store! Just use promo code FREAK (Must spend at least $10 for code to work) https://shop.distortedview.com Not a member of the Sideshow? You’ll never find lower prices! The Cyber Monday Sideshow deal is on! Bonus: you’ll be the first to have access to the New

  • November 30, 2024By Tim

    On Today’s Show: Got a Chill little mini podcast for you today!I talk about my diarrhea, all the crazy shit lord douche has been up to,and quite possibly the most annoying woman on the face of the earth Financial Audit: The Most Annoying Woman Ever PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen

  • November 29, 2024By Tim

    On Today’s Show: It’s Black Friday weekend! I have some great deals for you! – 20% off everything in the DV Store! Just use promo code FREAK (Must spend at least $10 for code to work) https://shop.distortedview.com Not a member of the Sideshow? You’ll never find lower prices! The Black Friday Sideshow deal is on!

  • November 27, 2024By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  DV Store Radio 02:02:23  Introduction 05:57:13  Upcoming Black Friday Deals 06:48:21  The Kitchenaid Mixer Saga: The Beginning 10:44:00  The Mixer Saga: My Big Mistakes 14:47:15  The Mixer Saga: The Target Store Return 18:59:08  The Mixer Saga: Back Home – Marital Problems 27:03:07  The Mixer Saga: Ending 29:23:07  A Very Gay Man

  • November 26, 2024By Tim

    On Today’s Show: How Was My thanksgiving? Well I was Fucked By A Mutant Half Breed Turkey so I’ve had better holidays Semen Infused Beard Oil And A Drug Dealer Gets Busted For… Sending Out Crack Cocaine Spam Emails PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | Listen On

  • November 25, 2024By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:02:04  Wicked Is Annoying 12:28:20  Is Chris Chan About To Be A Father? 16:23:13  More Misadventures In Prostitution 26:01:03  Freaking Out Over Your Own Hit And Run 29:02:05  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 30:11:04 Chuck Woolery Won’t Be Back In 2 and 2 37:15:01  Hanging Your Favorite Underwear On The

  • November 22, 2024By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  The Softer Side Of The Distorted View Store 00:29:12  Introduction 02:53:01  A New Horrifying Youtard / Lolcow 07:04:18  AnacondaSin’s Sexual Exploits / Fetishes  17:40:02 Level 2 Security Officer / Actor / Debater Vs. Random Hispanic Neighbor 24:49:15  Sperm Dripping Out Like Gravy 28:10:03  Bad LGBTQ Singers 32:53:02  Become A Member Of

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