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💥 On Today’s Disturbingly Patriotic Episode: 🧸 TOY SATANISM ALERT:What do He-Man, Smurfs, and La Boo Boos have in common? They’ve all been accused of harboring occult symbolism by religious nutcases. Tim dissects the latest moral panic involving cutesy Chinese plush creatures with mischievous grins and demonic energy. 🔥 🎶 SMURFTASTIC THROWBACK:Listeners submitted a forgotten
🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Bonus Segment – Wednesday, July 2nd, 2025 💩 Timmy Boo is back—LIVE! And yes, it’s actually Wednesday. You can trust him, because President Trump is still president and Diddy’s Tootsie Roll dick just caught a mixed verdict in his sex trafficking case. How else would Tim know that if this wasn’t
On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily Show Notes – July 2nd, 2025 🎇 The Pre-Independence Day Brown Gold Bonanza! 🎇 On today’s Distorted View Daily, Tim’s got your midweek madness covered with tales of crack-addicted prom queens, bioweapon-grade semen, ducks that dare to love, and toothbrushes from the Nixon era. This is what peak podcasting
🎉 Sideshow Exclusive Tuesday Freakshow! 🎉 On today’s jam-packed episode of Distorted View Daily, Tim Henson checks in on a few of our longtime internet weirdos, showcases a brand new raving lunatic, and examines the next frontier of gender reassignment surgeries. Strap in, because this one gets wild. 👱♂️ MEAD WATCH 2025: The Vain Lesbian
🎙️ Distorted View Daily: June 30th, 2025 Episode Title: 🚢 Poop Cruise: The Shitstorm That Launched a Thousand Vacation DreamsTags: Carnival Cruise Disaster, Poop Bags, Haunt Nuts, AI Metal Music, Prime Minister Dick Wars, Murderous 10-Year-Olds 🧻 Today on the Show: 🗣️ Plus: \ Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily Show Notes – June 27, 2025 (Friday Edition)🚨 “AI Abuse, Hot Dog Wars, and a Nature Boy’s Natural Disaster” 🚨 On Today’s Episode:🧠 Artificial Intelligence? More like Artificial Insanity! 🎮 Mario Kart World: The Rage-Inducing Hellscape 🥵 Six-Year-Old Snack Reviews, Unfiltered 🌭 Murder Over a Hot Dog 💩
🎙️ Distorted View Daily: June 26, 2025 – Sideshow Exclusive💎 Who the Fuck Do You Think You Are?On Today’s Twisted Show:🦶 An angry barefoot freakout inside an Australian Kmart escalates into a full-blown showdown in the shoe aisle🧬 Conor McGregor’s sister, Aiofe or Awuffie or A-W-E-F-U—whatever her vowel-soup name is—goes nuclear on a dog groomer👧
🎧 DV Sideshow Exclusive: The Great Hetero Awesome Fest Meltdown Originally released: Wednesday, June 25th, 2025🔥 It’s hotter than Satan’s scrote in the DV studio, and Tim’s suffering from a full-blown batwing situation. But that won’t stop him from bringing you a bonus segment that dives deep into…🛑 Today on the show:🌈 A disturbing meditation
On Today’s Show: 🧑⚖️ Pastor Manning’s bid for NYC mayor involves… banning braids and fake hair? 😱 “Horse hair don’t belong in the hospital!” – Manning unveils his follicular legislative priorities 👃 A TikTok sniff freak girlfriend goes berserk over stolen skivvies 👨🏫 A pedophile philosopher named Galileo 2333 chimes in on immigration and child
🎧 Distorted View Daily: June 24, 2025Sideshow Exclusive Episode💥 Virtual tomatoes, sweaty sneakers, demon-possessed furries & vacuum-powered fellatio! On Today’s Show: 🍅 VR Meltdown! — A Proximity Chat troll nearly kills a girl’s avatar with a virtual tomato. (Yes, she has phantom allergies. Yes, she throws up. No, it’s not real.) 😷 The Exorcism of
