Hey Freaks!
I’m working hard on getting the member site up. It’s a real son-of-a-bitch, let me tell you. It should be up tonight or tomorrow, though. I’ll keep you posted. The first 50 members to sign-up get to see a picture of my fat ass! Incentives!
On Today’s Show:
– Deep Throat Hygiene
– Prettier Pubes are Now Possible!
– Barney Blew a Brown Beagle in Belgium By The Seashore
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Listen to Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily: 11/16/06