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Enjoy the Friday show! In addition to the normal stupidity, I finally put an end to this Hoveround scooter nonsense once and for all by giving them a call.
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On Today’s Show:
– Michael Jackson Fans Are Insane (Not News)
– Two Botched Penis Procedures
– Shitty Diapers On The Highway

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