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Leap Day is here and you know what that means: I have to work a day I normally wouldn’t. This displeases me. Actually, I’m in a great mood, and have a wonderful show for you! Enjoy the stupidity!

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On Today’s Show:
– A Lunch of 4,000 Sponges
– Crashed Car, DUI, AND a Butt Plug in Your Ass
– Drinking Gasoline Was Just The Start of His Problems

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