On Today’s Distorted View Daily: [br]

• Clown Sex

• Fat Girls In The Year Book Circa 1946

• Scissoring Your Dick Off. Twice.

• A Winter Lager With Notes of Smoked Balls

Don’t forget about all of the cool new DV merchandise in our store. Shot glasses, new shirt designs, hats, and more: Start the New Year Off With Brand New DV Stuff!

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