Top Of The Show:
Teisha is on the phone and she is PISSED. Here’s another call.
A tiny Public Access TV station has the best/worst show ever! KaraokeTV features awful singers including the mentally slow. A++++ Thumbs UP!
Tim has a genuine concern for the safety of gay male porn actors: gagging on all that man meat might cause health issues, right?
Apple Weird /Crazy/ Bizarre News:
If your option is to have a threesome or be set on fire, always go with the threesome. Always.
Trying to buy a $60,000 car with food stamps. Guess which state this went down in?
Third world washing machines aren’t safe. They will explode and kill the elderly.
Other Things:
According to the feedback, I guess Distorted View listeners are big fans of Dr. Seuss
A female listener finds Patrick Mitchell’s sha-gag-ne-ians to be hilarious
Another divorced listener wants advice.