Top Of The Show:
Well my life is fucked. My main storage hard drive bit the shit and I had to re-record this dumb show. I did it, but I wasn’t happy about it.
Raven Samone’s ex-boyfriend / co-star is raping about her. Did she have an abortion? Did he have sex with her? Let’s find out!
A concerned mother raps about transgendered kids pissing in public restrooms.
A porn star sticks the wrong end of a banana up her pussy. Yes, there is a wrong end.
Apple Weird /Crazy/ Bizarre News:
A missing “Fuck-You” finger in Florida
A new dating service where you smell people’s dirty laundry to find a match
Did Ted Cruz have 5 affairs? Are there 5 women out there willing to fuck Ted Cruz?
Other Things:
Spiral Ham fuck is dating!
A caller’s girlfriend pleasured herself with a DirectTV remote
Sorry about the call volumes. They’re a little low today. You’re not missing much
