Top Of The Show:
I was going through old E-mails and found a listener suggesting a bizarre movie for me to watch. It is INSANE.
Thursday Lane Loves sugary white dicks. Naturally.
Apple Weird /Crazy/ Bizarre News:
A man has had his hand sewn in his stomach
Donald Trump brand heroin is a thing!
It’s that time of year again! The Japanese Penis Festival is here!
Other Things:
Tim geeks out on soda news.
A listener can’t even look at Dasani Water anymore.
Our OH GOD voicemail line might be going away 🙁
