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Discount Semen

April 15, 20161 min read

Top Of The Show:

Hey! Nominate DV at the Podcast Awards. Did I say that loud enough? No?

NOMINATE DISTORTED VIEW DAILY AT THE PODCAST AWARDS IN THE MATURE AND COMEDY CATEGORIES

A very generous listener made my week/month/year with his awesome soda-related present to me!

On the other end of the spectrum, you listeners are SO MEAN TO ME! *FLOPS ON TO A BED AND BURIES FACE IN PILLOW*

Trump supports find out the phone number to a protester. Racism / Death Threats / Comedy ensues!

A teacher was caught watching porn by a student. The teacher still tries to scold the child. It’s all caught on mobile-phone video.

I play audio of a man quitting his thrift store job by cursing out his employer on loudspeaker

Weird /Crazy/ Bizarre News:

A sperm bank gave out gallons of jizz from a crazy person

KFC really cocked up with their NSFW-tweet

Sprayed in the face with ass juice

Other Things:

A listener calls to suggest I use a bidet

I look like a retard, fat Jake Gyllenhaal

A caller details his recent Tinder “date”

Some love for my binary poetry

And More!

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December 21, 2009By Tim

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