Top Of The Show:
Hey! Nominate DV at the Podcast Awards. Did I say that loud enough? No?
NOMINATE DISTORTED VIEW DAILY AT THE PODCAST AWARDS IN THE MATURE AND COMEDY CATEGORIES
A listener told me about A 700 pound gainer who likes to be verbally humiliated. I’m in!
I found a Bernie Sanders / Donald Trump erotic fanfic story.
Weird /Crazy/ Bizarre News:
Utah hates porn and EVERYTHING FUN. Utah sucks.
Alien life forms love Arbys!
A Florida man is legally renaming himself Bruce Jenner. Why? To do heterosexuals proud!
Other Things:
A Tim Henson Pussy Posse member lets me know FAGGOT is a term of endearment.
The second amendment is more about the potential monkey future than anything else
A whiny crybaby doesn’t like the Sideshow Chunklet format and the naming structure, and the show notes, and his tiny penis, and his stupid whore face and a bunch of other stuff.
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