Top Of The Show:
I introduce you to the fagmaster! For $5,000, he’ll personally verbally abuse you! Bonus: achievable badges!
What happens when a woman wants sex from a guy who isn’t in the mood
A speedrunner loses his mind
What does a crackhead who thinks his dick is on fire sound like?
Audio from Puke Fest 2009
Weird /Crazy/ Bizarre News:
Getting an abortion is like trading in your shitty car. Kind of?
Fired for saying “Vagina”
A homeless man in Florida did some weird shit. What’s the opposite of SHOCKING NEWS?
Other Things:
A listener wants a Jason update. He’s a dog catcher now or something
Hopefully our voicemail line will continue to work after this week
A listener has signed up multiple new Sideshow members. VIP freak!
Everyone loves my angelic voice
VOICEMAIL LINE FOR YOU: 206-666-OH-GOD
