Top Of The Show:
Fat Shaming may be harsh, but it works! Also, old celebrities owned their fatness. Let’s bring that mentality back!
I play audio from an anal sex oopsy
A woman being harassed at Target films and chases her pervert!
Showdown at the Del Taco!
Weird /Crazy/ Bizarre News:
Starbucks is skimming it’s customers precious ounces
A mother went to a sex offender tattoo artist to ink up her children
One news reporter cracks open the case of the non-working metal detectors. Or does she?
Other Things:
Instead of chunklets we should be calling mini shows (chicken) nugggets.
DankTim’s sisiter DankTiffany calls in!
Another depressed listener threatens suicide. I’m going to lose ALL OF YOU 🙁 Get help, freaks.
Florida Man is PISSED off at one of you. VOICEMAIL WARS!
VOICEMAIL LINE FOR YOU NOW AND FOREVER: 206-666-OH-GOD