Top Of The Show:
In what might be my saddest confession to date, I admit I don’t like to look my lottery tickets because then my dreams of millions will be shattered.
Some very not-racist porn of an asian girl puking up noodles on a dude’s dick. Welcome to DV, new listeners!
A real piece of erotica involving sea lions.
Weird /Crazy/ Bizarre News:
Teaching your dog to give the Nazi salute
Ripping off your man’s testicles, episode #307
Stabbing over a viral goat video
Other Things:
Our resident lady-wrestler is going on TV!
The difference between draught and draught is lost on me
Become a DV intern. Get college credit and an eyeful of ramen-vomit porn
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