Top Of The Show:
Target continues to be the “target” of anti-trans protesters
Jim Bakker is back with more delicious apocalypse food! This time some zesty mexican slop!
Cock gagging on black dick with a side of crab-cake puke
Weird /Crazy/ Bizarre News:
Snake versus penis
Human target practice for a good cause
A baby’s eye was scooped out and genitals removed, so naturally I had to report on THAT.
Other Things:
A Donald Trump supporter explains himself
The correct way to pronounce Vladimir Poutsin
Some Lindemann love
Indian food suggestions
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