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I ate at a cafeteria and went to my heart doctor.
A feminist’s car ride goes wrong
Wisdom teeth removal feels like sucking BBC
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Tainted lube at the gay sex joint. PANIC.
A hickey on the neck leads to instant death.
Drowning in a year’s worth of feces
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