On Today’s Distorted View:

A Homeless man with a blackened dick, jerking off to your girlfriend’s stolen panties in a condemned building. Do I need to go on?

Getting Candles And Dynamite Confused

Bobby has a mom and a dad. if he fucks them both 3 times, how many loads will he have shot

and those fucking seagulls

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