ON TODAY’S EPISODE:

Whoopsie Fart Pops Out A Solid

Pissing On A Crackhead

A Planet Fitness Tootsie Roll Related Freakout

Paternity Court is Trashy and I Love it

Eating A Mattress In Jail

Principal Of School Kind Of Just Phoning It In

It’s A Nice Day For A White Trash Wedding

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