On Today’s Show:
| Start | Name |
| 0:00.000 | Introduction |
| 1:56.000 | Adventures In TeleMedicine |
| 8:38.000 | Anal Oopsies |
| 11:31.605 | 7-11 Fight Over Pizza |
| 14:40.000 | Racist Woman Drinking Natty Light |
| 16:48.000 | Race Wars! Ethiopian / Nativer American Vs. Asian Gardener |
| 21:08.000 | Support The Show! superfreaksideshow.com |
| 23:30.000 | Dumpster Pools |
| 26:30.000 | 7 Foot Wooden Dong |
| 30:30.000 | Kosher Sex Lube |
| 33:54.000 | Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending |
