On Today’s Show:
| Start | Name |
| 0:00.000 | Introduction |
| 1:48.000 | Tim’s Allergies |
| 3:45.180 | Is Ram Ranch’s Grant Macdonald A Real Person? |
| 13:12.000 | An Antifa Dick Sucker |
| 15:24.000 | Osama Bin Laden Was a Penis Biter |
| 19:49.326 | Dhar Mann’s Legal Troubles |
| 26:47.833 | Sign Up For The Sideshow! |
| 28:06.000 | Crazy Lady Ate Horse Mane |
| 31:56.000 | Toilet Python Bites Penis |
| 36:36.000 | A Very Florida Looking Man Steals Mail |
| 41:00.000 | Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending |
