On Today’s Show:
| Name | Start |
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Let’s Relive The 2002 Gay Porn Awards | Watch The Entire Show Here | 1:24.750 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow! | 22:08.000 |
| Cake Boss Gets Impaled Bowling | 23:40.375 |
| Pooping In The Subway Is Officially Banned | 29:00.000 |
| A Pimp Gets A City Job With The Government | 32:54.000 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 38:08.875 |
