On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Growing Up On Youtube / Brotherly Love | 1:40.000 |
| New Ways To Enjoy Raw, Rotting Meat | 11:33.666 |
| City Council Meeting Meltdown | 17:48.333 |
| Support The Show | 26:08.102 |
| Refusing To Grow Older This Year | 27:33.223 |
| Sex Noises Are Ruining One Woman’s Life | 34:01.120 |
| Hillbilly Castration | 37:08.870 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 43:12.000 |
