On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Female Incels | 2:16.000 |
| Life Lessons For The Lowest Common Denominator | 10:01.166 |
| Meade Figures Out He’s A Failure In The Music Industry | 16:54.513 |
| Classic PSA For Adult Literacy | 24:04.972 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow | 27:54.500 |
| Bulding A Devil Mansion | 28:53.425 |
| Students Up To No Good On Their School Chromebooks | 33:20.000 |
| Fruity Pussy Melts | 37:45.184 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 42:48.666 |
