On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Thanks To The Fine Freaks In The Discord! | 1:50.000 |
| The Cock Destroyers Are Back | 2:31.500 |
| We Have Found The Shabba-Sheekie Girl! | 6:49.500 |
| Parent Calls Teacher Frious Over Election Assignment | 13:57.500 |
| Allergic Reaction Porn | 18:02.000 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow! | 22:56.198 |
| Dr. Mayhem Masturbates With His Electric Toothbrush | 25:20.833 |
| Adult Crybaby Bitches How An Ornament Has Ruined Christmas For Kids | 29:30.666 |
| The Tree Stump Dick Mushrooms Must Go | 35:07.527 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 38:49.166 |
