On Today’s Show: 
On Today’s Show:
| Name | Start |
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Ladies Getting Off To Tragedy: The Movie. WATCH THE TRAILER! | 2:17.857 |
| Mrs. Miller Croaks Through Some Christmas Tunes | 8:33.166 |
| Youtard Has A Hatred For All Cities | 12:39.666 |
| A Vast Collection Of Plastic Patio Chairs | 19:05.323 |
| Support Distorted View! Sign Up For The Sideshow | 22:51.666 |
| Target Is Selling Santa Dick Cookies | 24:37.333 |
| Knifed Down At Dunkin Over a Donut | 29:37.333 |
| Churches Converting To Strip Clubs? | 33:27.267 |
| 206-666-4463 = Our Voicemail Line! / Ending | 37:17.576 |
