On Today’s Show: 
On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Delivery Drivers Owning The Road | 1:52.000 |
| The Pornpocalypse Is Here! | 5:26.000 |
| Meade Skelton Vs. Riding The Toothbrush Song | 10:28.000 |
| Cricket Player Gets Hit In The Balls For The Third Time | 15:44.000 |
| Karen Vs. Karen | 17:22.000 |
| Farting With That Stanky Leg | 22:10.000 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow! | 24:36.000 |
| Please Stop Eating Cannibal Sandwiches | 28:08.000 |
| Shittin In A Box | 31:44.625 |
| Snatch Zapping During Your Nuptials | 34:00.000 |
| 206-666-4463 – Call Me Maybe / Ending | 39:40.000 |
