On Today’s Show: 
On Today’s Show:
| Name | Start |
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Santa Is Making Dirty Cameos | 3:22.000 |
| Meade Skelton Explains The 12 Days Of Christmas | 5:36.000 |
| More 90’s Bubblegum Pop About Computers / Internet | 12:16.000 |
| Ballbusting And Tit-Splittin’ | 18:08.000 |
| DV’s Year-End Sideshowathon Salesdrive | 23:19.333 |
| Jeopardy GOAT Apologizes For Offensive Tweets | 24:58.255 |
| Another Child Receives A Sexually Explicit Coloring Book | 31:04.664 |
| Fake Police Grindr Hookup Doesn’t End Well | 35:53.591 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 41:49.500 |
