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| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Newsflash: Car Salesmen Are Shady AF | 1:59.442 |
| Drunk T-mobile Employee Erases Woman’s Phone | 10:06.579 |
| Finding Out Your Wife Is On Onlyfans | 16:03.315 |
| Man Tries To Enter Store 1 Minute Before Closing | 22:32.493 |
| When Your Uber Eats Driver Eats Your Food | 26:37.965 |
| Become A Member Of The Sideshow Now! | 29:28.847 |
| The Bad Seed Of Black Women | 30:24.168 |
| Recording Your Amazon Delivery To Prove You Got Scammed | 37:21.768 |
| Thanks To Christians And Jews We Might Just Get A Penis Festival | 42:53.575 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 47:29.489 |
