On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| DV Merchandise Store Closing Up For The Year | 2:17.368 |
| God Is Back And He’s Hotter Than Ever | 3:23.085 |
| Reading Death Threats Out Loud At A School Board Meeting | 5:19.982 |
| Stop Teaching Children The Number 6! My Solution… | 10:07.564 |
| Woman Refuses To Understand How A Stop Sign Works | 13:13.024 |
| Incel Tries His Luck In The Youtube Comments | 17:48.759 |
| Youtube Do-Gooder Is In Over His Head Helping The Homeless | 23:34.568 |
| Help Support Distorted View Daily! | 30:05.046 |
| One Lawmakers Crusade To Ban Human Babies In Food | 31:53.960 |
| We Might Just Have A Drag Queen In Congress | 36:58.406 |
| Drunk Woman Blows Up House, Demands To Be The Victim | 41:23.773 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 43:37.009 |
