On Today’s Show:
| 00:00:00:00.00 | Introduction |
| 00:01:22:15.40 | A Tale Of Two Vaccum Mishaps |
| 00:11:16:23.12 | Dhar Mann Is A Damn Sellout |
| 00:15:19:14.35 | Filming Yourself Doing “Good Deeds” For Internet Points |
| 00:17:16:01.13 | One Pastors Solution For The Mid-East Crisis: LEVEL IT |
| 00:21:11:21.45 | Burger King Manager Vs. Employee |
| 00:25:44:18.75 | DON’T Sign Up For The Sideshow! |
| 00:28:29:00.73 | Ms. Santos Is About To Make Her Exit |
| 00:33:24:03.63 | Bully dishing Out Penis Injections |
| 00:37:31:19.28 | I Got The Cock Clot Blues |
| 00:41:21:22.45 | Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending |
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