I’m still off for the holidays, but here’s a Best-Of show for you! New episodes return tomorrow!

On Today’s Show:

– An annoying twat of a child fighting with his mom over porn and computers

-#WhiteFartsMatter and so do pizza-faced teens

-Still praying for Nermal

-Sexbots will make us all feel inadequate.

-How many puppies can I kill in a week? Thanks, Nestle!

-An axe fight over dick-size