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2:30 – We’re going to call the gay party line today! Manhole Introduction

4:28 – As soon as I opened up Skype a scammy Indian pharmacy called me. So I try and order some erection medication

11:51 Let’s call the Man Hole and listen to all of the sex freaks looking for a good time

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25:04 – One man bought a van and drives it up and down the country, masturbating for needy women.

29:30 – A drug mule gave birth to a bouncing bouquet of marijuana

31:58 – Hipsters are going to love the newest superfood: cockroach milk! AGGHHH.

34:59 – Voicemails!

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