On Today’s Show:
| Start | Name |
| 0:00 | Introduction |
| 1:29 | I Got A New Car And It’s Been A Disaster |
| 18:17 | Get In The Zone – Lawless Zone! |
| 19:54 | CHAZ Guy Had His Car Keys Stolen |
| 21:22 | White People Must Give A Black Person $10 |
| 24:32 | Cops Won’t Come To The Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone |
| 27:23 | Sideshow Plug Time! Sign Up Now! |
| 30:10 | Ebay Executives Sent Bloody Pig Masks In The Mail |
| 35:14 | Forced To Live Off Of Toilet Water And Feces |
| 38:36 | Gator Eats A Man’s Face While He Was Looking For A Frisbee |
| 42:14 | Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending |
