On Today’s Show:
| Start | Name |
| 0:00 | Introduction |
| 2:06 | No More Aunt Jemima |
| 11:30 | Meade Skelton Celebrates Donald Trump’s Birthday! |
| 18:01 | Tim Loves Despicable People |
| 19:06 | Tim’s New Car Update |
| 26:58 | Sign Up For The Sideshow! |
| 28:16 | Home Neutering Gone Wrong |
| 33:24 | City Council Citizen Has A Lot To Say About Face Masks |
| 39:49 | Office McMuffin Has A Filet-O-Breakdown |
| 48:10 | Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending |
