On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Black Friday Sideshow Deals Are Coming! | 3:51.963 |
| Of Dead Guinea Pigs And Children Services | 4:28.756 |
| America’s Next Top Cock Destroyer | 14:26.000 |
| More Audio From The Booty Warrior | 19:36.232 |
| Support DV This Holiday Season! | 23:50.000 |
| Fresh Meth Sold Here! | 25:24.000 |
| Man Rips Down The Ten Commandments And Mauls His Penis | 28:39.500 |
| Illuminated Christmas Dongs | 34:32.500 |
| Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 37:58.880 |
