On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| The Shittiest Animal Clinic In Cincinnati Feels My Wrath | 1:56.000 |
| New Music From Tonetta | 12:56.000 |
| Streamer Deals With Breakup On Livestream | 14:40.000 |
| Marker 5 | 16:05.036 |
| A Polite Vampire Answers Our Questions | 20:22.000 |
| Support DV! Sign Up For The Sideshow | 24:34.000 |
| A Tasteful Satanic Winged Goat Idol Statue | 26:16.000 |
| Car Cookin’ Your Baby | 32:26.000 |
| Child Killed For Plugging Up The Toilet | 36:42.000 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 42:12.000 |
