On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Recap Of 2025: The World Enslaved By A Virus | 1:59.521 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow! | 25:43.939 |
| Pickup Truck With A Vinyl Crime Being Committed | 28:25.776 |
| Utah Governor Wants Everyone To Pray For Rain | 33:14.710 |
| Beer, Guns, And Cash To Get Jabbed | 37:34.039 |
| Voicemails | 40:45.329 |
