On Today’s Show –
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| The First Amendment | 2:34.029 |
| Cop Hater Screams At Police | 4:05.768 |
| Cop Lovers Sing A Pro Police Song | 7:05.450 |
| Warning To New Listeners | 11:06.772 |
| A Couple Of Ladies Taking Very Different Dumps | 12:39.929 |
| Piss Soaked Cucumber Juice | 15:25.126 |
| Human Cow Gets Milked And Bred | 17:52.412 |
| superfreaksideshow.com – Step Up To The Sideshow! | 26:02.731 |
| Psychopath Misses Airline Food | 27:54.113 |
| Sending A Flre Through A Pneumatic Bank Tube | 33:35.190 |
| Face Hugging Cicada Causes Car Crash | 35:31.378 |
| Sleep-Talking Leads To Lesbian Domestic Abuse | 40:09.327 |
| Voicemails / Ending | 43:30.000 |
