On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| The $500 Million Dollar House Update | 1:43.598 |
| Call Of Duty Freak Out | 12:22.333 |
| Asshole White CIS Males Vs. Pussy Multicultural Room | 16:04.200 |
| Granny Talks Dirty | 22:46.112 |
| Support Distorted View! Become A True And Honorable Freak | 27:49.483 |
| Smart Toilets Digitally Analprinting You | 28:52.540 |
| Airplane Passenger Has Bad Cell Reception, Pleads For Death | 35:28.387 |
| Puff: The Trans, Dickless Dragon | 39:11.668 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 44:07.885 |
