On Today’s Show:
| Name | Start |
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| A Child Predator Helps The Hospitality Industry | 2:39.582 |
| Galileo Is a Stealthing Advocate | 8:35.632 |
| Good Vibration Cover Turns Bad | 10:31.716 |
| Explosive Moans Of Passion | 13:57.577 |
| That Time Shoenice Ate A Dried Up Dog Turd | 18:49.172 |
| The Dave Chappelle Controversy | 21:58.457 |
| Support DV! Sign Up For The Sideshow | 28:28.841 |
| The Monkey Future Draws Near | 31:14.498 |
| Satanic Vax Of The Beast | 35:45.353 |
| School Shooter By Day , Dog Romancer By Night | 41:56.672 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 46:05.220 |
