On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Double Vaxxed And Dealing With Shit | 1:37.622 |
| Thanksgiving Week On DV | 5:54.530 |
| Paying A Teen To Take The Fall For Your Racist Posts | 6:43.142 |
| Father-To-Be Acts Like A Baby In The Hospital | 17:01.336 |
| Your Ladies Muscular Watermelon Meat | 20:33.437 |
| Meade Skelton: Vampire Huntress | 24:30.660 |
| Just Wait Until Black Friday, I Guess. | 27:05.454 |
| Waving Your Dick Over Candy | 27:30.648 |
| Jerking Off At The Walmart Porn Kiosk | 32:10.786 |
| Trying To Run Over The Little Girl You Impregnated | 36:08.499 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 39:28.062 |
