On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.292 |
| More Meade Posts | 2:17.607 |
| Asians Are Magical Africans? | 11:06.064 |
| Youtard David The Brown Dick’ed Unicorn | 17:10.180 |
| Every American Should Own A Nuke Or Two | 19:19.132 |
| Scrambling Eggs In Your Ass | 23:20.240 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow! | 26:33.757 |
| The Gorilla Glue Hairspray Woman Is Losing Her Hair | 28:02.619 |
| The Big Business Of Selling Dirt To Idiots | 31:51.577 |
| McDonald’s Employee Received Beef In Her Buns | 37:08.446 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 39:07.952 |
